Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Peeve of the Moment: GQ is a Fashion Nazi!

I haven't had access to my fashion books lately (10 Men, V Man, Dazed and Confused, and Vogue Hommes International) so I curmudgeonly settled for the blandly geriatric men's magazine, GQ.

I have some reasons why I am not fond of reading it. First, they feature celebrities on their cover. I know, I know. Americans love their celebrities because, somehow, they tie the knot between fashion heaven and the average Joe. But come on celebrities, stop stealing models' jobs! And to think those poor guys and gals just starve and work themselves out to exhaustion just to land a career. I should be blaming the freakin' editors too because their mind works like this: familiar cover model=higher circulation=profit!

Second, GQ's fashion editorials are full of rules! I am not a big fan of rules because, as the trite proverb says, Rules were meant to be broken. However, rules do make sense for the beginners--the ones who need style training wheels. But I just find them very constricting for the creatively inclined, the daring, and the avante-gardes.

And finally, their fashion spreads are plainly uninspiring. They are so close to reality that I find them vapid, lacking and boring. What the heck are the creative editors doing? Their position suggests they be creative, but in this case, they do the opposite. Editors, please take note. If you want to be relevant, you've got to be edgy. Even a smidge is aight.

Nevertheless, I never subscribed to GQ (thank God). And upon typing this, I doubt I would ever. Although, I still wonder why they won't take a chance and be like their foreign counterparts (GQ Deutsch and British GQ are worth flipping through, by the way). But it's not all bad on this side of the page: I still look forward to reading The Style Guy column which answers inadvertent sartorial conundrums in a refreshingly smart yet snarky point of view.

Lust of the Moment: Watch Out!


A watch is an important--and very understated--part of a man's wardrobe. Depending on what type you want to own, men should not hesitate to own a perfectly utilitarian tank watch. It's simple, direct, and only tells time! After all, your G-Shock already does the stopwatch and backlight feature.

From left: watch by Cartier, approximately $2500 at Cartier boutiques; watch by Armitron, $40 at www.target.com; watch by Brooks Brothers, $495 at www.brooksbrothers.com

Item of the Moment: Hi-Top Sneakers


Autumn is about to come in a few months--which means coat season is nigh! I have been waiting eagerly for autumn because a) my birthday is in autumn, and b) the weather will be a little cooler.

But enough with the weather. Why not start a new season with something sporty yet totally appropriate? Of course, I am talking about having a pair of hi-tops handy. They are not only comfortable to wear (come on, ladies; you are a testament to this), but they also provide the boot effect, i.e. your ankles don't get splashed on when it rains. Furthermore, Marc by Marc Jacobs used it for its Fall collection. You never go wrong with that in mind.

Just stay away from the ubiquitously common Chucks. But if you insist on going Converse, why not try the Weapon? Go for the black-and-white; not only will they be chic but they'll last throughout the seasons
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Weapon '86 by Converse, $80 at www.converse.com

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Icon of the Moment: Draco Malfoy


You may be wondering why I put Harry's nemesis for my Icon of the Moment. Until you watch the newest installment of the "Harry Potter" series, I can't really tell you.

But I will anyway.

You see, there's something called dark-side chic. Well, at least for me such a thing exists.

Do you ever wonder why the bad guys always look so much better than the heroes? I mean, I'm no fan of the evil side or malevolent forces out there, but it is true! And if you saw Draco Malfoy in his all black ensemble in "The Half-Blood Prince," I bet you'll agree.

Remember that one scene when Draco beats the hell out of Harry (using magic, of course) inside the train? Oh, how I loved every moment of it (although I tried mightily to disregard Harry's poor condition). His slim black suit, shirt and tie; and for accessories: a devious wand and a graphite cowhide briefcase. The overall effect was either a Snape wannabe, or a darn serious evildoer.

Let's just say he was oozing evil (and guilt). With a sprinkle of tough boy chic.

Culture Shocker of the Moment: Ketchup Lays


A pal of mine recently had a vacation in Canada. She loved it there mainly because she has family residing up north, and the fact that everything is cheaper (she actually bought herself another Louis Vuitton bag because of that!). Anyway, when she came back to the States, she brought some pasalubong or gifts from her travels. And I found it curious that she brought home Lays.

The thing is, it's not just some ordinary Lays you get down the lane. You see, it's ketchup flavored. Yes, ketchup.

I thought that it was odd for chips to taste like the condiment you put next to almost everything (people even say everything tastes better with ketchup), but heck, I might as well try it out.

And lo, it was good. I'm not even kidding! It's literally like your regular Lays dipped in ketchup. Except it's not wet. But the point is, I decided to take a bag home with me.